Okay, I know that I said that my novel is out but I just edit it and....here's part of my story anyway.  Don't scream if you don't like it!! 

THIS IS A WARNING:

THE FOLLOWING TEXT CONTAINS SOME REALLY LOUSY ENGLISH AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO PUKE OR SUFFER FROM HEART ATTACK AFTER READING.  FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HEART OR STOMACH PROBLEM, YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISE NOT TO READ IT.  I REPEAT, YOU'RE STRONGLY ADVISE NOT TO READ IT.